i had a dream last night that i was at a party with a bunch of people and we were watching a movie that consisted entirely of Patrick Stewart in a white room reading bad erotic fanfiction.
yeah i don’t know either
what is this i don't even
the man says serving size is one. fuck the man. I’m eating FIVE.
i just grabbed the whole box out of the fridge
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“CAN’T YOU SEE I AM TRYING TO BE PUNK ROCK OVER HERE” i yell as i sit in my room alone and eat ice cream sandwiches
- me in every situation:im too punk rock for this
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ-
ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
i had a taco
i ate it and now it’s gone
and i am so sad
JUNE 8TH WHO’S BODY IS READY
PROMETHEUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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